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12.06.2025 03:46

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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No, not a chance
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks