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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I'm a 27 year old male currently but I am going through going through gender dysphoria. Why do some transgender people (specifically transgender women since I see that the most) call themselves trannies or shemales? Aren't those offensive words?

No way

No, not a chance

Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Don’t Miss This Rare Chance to See the Milky Way’s Glowing Core - SciTechDaily

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

This seed is rich in protein, magnesium, and helps grow muscle mass - Earth.com

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

Then came..

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks